Monday, November 21, 2011

Star Wars: The Old Republic Beta Review

So after a protracted silence we have. . . My review of the Star Wars: The Old Republic Beta Test. First some preliminaries. I’ve been waiting for this game since it was first announced in 2008. Yes, I’m that guy. I heard “Bioware” (MAKERS OF KOTOR AND KOTOR 2!?!!???) and Star Wars RPG (KOTOR AND KOTOR 2!?!!???) and was sold. I signed up for the news letter, I read everything. In February, I signed up to be a beta tester and was scheduled to buy a new computer the weekend after I found out I was getting fired. That stopped that on both matters, or so I thought. Then in early November, I got an e-mail saying, wonder of wonders, angels singing, and harps strumming, I, yes I, was invited to be a beta tester. After borrowing a friend’s internet, I was set to go. What follows was three days (Including one overnight, and one partial overnight) of well. . .You’ll see.

The part in which I explain my background.

I have never played an MMO. They, those who do, are nerds. What’s more they are the nerds *I* make fun of. Take a moment to goggle at that. Add to that after being a fan of the Guild (for more than just watching Felicia Day light up the screen [Oh, Felicia Day. . .sooooo cute. *sigh*]) I learned the fact that MMO players. . .well, I spent a long time trying to come up with a polite way to say “psychotic” and this is what I came up with. This was a stereotype confirmed after reading the open forums on the game’s site and seeing the nerd rage at “Noob” (read casual) gamers. Add all of that together, serve well shaken with a bottle of antacid and you have where I started the game, but where did I finish it?

The part in which I talk about character creation.

Character creation wasn’t bad. As anyone who has been following the games development knows there are four different classes for each faction (Sith Empire and Republic). I decided to game the Republic as I would should I buy the game, but not the character class I wanted to do. So out of the four Republic options, Jedi Consular (offensive magic user, healer, or rogue), Jedi Knight (offensive or defensive Warrior), Trooper (ranged offensive or defensive warrior), or Smuggler (healer or rogue) I decided on Jedi consular healer, which was a mistake (more on that later) so as to avoid the Jedi Knight I would play after release. I booted up and viewed one of the FMVs which was VERY, VERY impressive and began to create my character. Each class has four species available to it for the Jedi consular the options were Human, Twi’lek, Miraluka, and Iradonian. You can also select the sex for each. And of course, there’s the naming, which can be typed out or can be forgone by clicking the helpful “Random Name” button should you not want to go to the hassle. Pros: Loved the auto naming, cause while I have a game name picked out if I want to create an alt it will be a pain to come up with new names but, Con: Four races and who cares? Human, sure. Twi’lek nice. Miraluka?! Irodian?! (Having no deep seated urge to live out some Darth Maul fantasy, I was underwhelmed.) No Bothan. No Mon Calamari. No Wookie. NO WOOKIE. Gyp. Still. . . I chose a Human male and started my quest to be the best darn Jedi healer a weekend of testing would allow.

The part in which I talk about game play.

The game play was pretty instantly familiar to me from my hours, upon hours (upon, let’s face it, hours) of playing KOTOR and KOTOR 2 with the exception that you couldn’t turn your character with mouse alone. As for the rest of the controls, after talking with a friend who played WOW for a while we decided they were pretty comparable to WOW.

Game play progressed, as in any RPG, by speaking to NPCs and getting missions. Places to go, things to get, people (and animals, droids, monsters, etc.) to kill. Many missions had a bonus objective that could be completed or ignored at the player’s discretion for the accumulation of extra XP (life in an RPG, the very air you [virtually] breath in an MMORPG). Most of the missions could be done singly, but some required “grouping up” (see below), and were amusing enough. All were voice acted, quite well, unsurprisingly (this is, after all, a Bioware product).

Battle was accomplished by a standard cool down process familiar to MMO players. Say you wanted to hit someone across the screen with a large piece of droid, you put the power on a hotkey, or a handy little toolbar and clicked it. Then you decided what to do while you waited for the cooldown timer to recycle (hit them with a light saber? Play a buff on yourself? An ally? It’s up to you) allowing you to do it again. Pretty fun, and led to some tense moments as I used my favorite battle offensive force power or heal and then had to find something to do till it came around again.

Near the end of my time I got my ship. Every class gets one and allows you to complete space missions that feel quite a bit like the old Star Wars trilogy arcade game, actually. Your ship is flying forward on the screen on a pre-determined path and you can move anywhere within that screen that you want. It was amusing but, honesty to on. . .I think it will get old, real, real fast.

The part in which I talk about missions and the MMO portion of MMORPG.

Kay, so the multiplayer portion. As I mentioned, the player is assigned missions to conduct, but some of these are designed to be completed in groups. Such missions inform the player of just how many players are suggested (Minimum 2 [or else it’s not “multiplayer”, duh] maximum 4) and even what level the players’ characters should be at. Some of these missions, called flashpoints, were even, if I understand the system correctly, part of the ongoing story (Certainly they dropped the best loot). When I got my first “Flashpoint” it was with no small amount of trepidation that I decided to “group up”.

Result: Totally, worth it.

After a couple of minutes of broadcasting in general game chat (“Jedi consular looking to do Flashpoint” or some such) I got my first invite to a group. There were already two of the four suggested for the mission, but they wanted a healer (a notion that perked my ears right up, because I had yet to get my first healing power). The fact it took us a good 10 to 15 minutes of repeated broadcasting to get a healer speaks to both their rarity and import, in my opinion. When we got one, well, the mission awaited. After all of us began a conversation with an NPC the mission began. Group conversations are conducted by selecting the general “gist” of what you want to convey, but the actual words are chosen by the computer. Example, so your option says, “Jedi help. I’m a Jedi.” The actual dialogue comes out, “All Jedi are trained to help those in need. We will protect you in the coming crisis.” Get it? This, I’d guess, is because each avatar in our group was individually voice acted with each of us getting to have our avatar’s moment in the spotlight based on the roll of an automatic die which assigned a random number between 1-100 to each team member when their conversation option was chosen. The highest number spoke (Or so they claimed. I found that one person spoke the majority of the time, more than a pure statistical analysis would suggest should happen. And later, when I began automatically picking the first option without reading it, as quickly as I could, I became the spokesmen, for the most part. If speed was the key I hope it’s a quirk of the beta, cause I couldn’t read it and continue to be the “spokesperson” for my group at the same time.)

After the fighting began, the game proceeded much the way KOTOR had. You went in, light saber swinging, depending on your boys and healer to have your back. You had to find people to talk to, things to fight, all pretty standard.

Dividing the loot. Loot was dropped and gathered occasionally and was gathered by anyone who was close to it. Credits were evenly split including “commendations” (a form of planet or mission specific currency that lets you pick up some of the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. As long as you are on that planet, otherwise you must trade in the commendations at a 2/1 deficit). Weapons and armor are divided by a system of random rolling to collect the item. There are two buttons, one marked “need” and one marked “greed” or you can pass by minimizing the drop screen. My guess is that clicking “need” gets you some form of bonus (it also drew my harshest criticism, as one of my companions inquired of me, “Why do you keep clicking, ‘need’?” Ehh, oops?) Over all, grouping up became one of my favorite things to do in the end and I even did a few ordinary missions in a group because it was fun.

The part in which I give my final verdict.

I wasn’t allowed to speak about the beta until recently, so when I was asked how it went, this was my standard reply, “Bioware is conducting a beta test of their new Star Wars MMO. I am a participant in that test. On an unrelated topic, I will be purchasing a new computer capable of playing the new Bioware Star Wars MMO.” I found I loved being a healer. Everyone was always happy to see me, and I found it was fairly easy to keep up with what needed doing. Thus, I will be playing a Jedi Consular after the release. On the next testing weekend I can get into, I think I’ll try an Imperial agent. My least interested class. Yet, I still expect it to be epic.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Sia Rules!!

So the Lost One had an awesome time at Sia Furler's show last night. Who is Sia Furler you ask? Good question! Sia, as she's known to those in the know (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) is an Australian singer who rocketed to notoriety with her song *Breathe Me*. This song was used, in its entirety, over the final scenes for the series Six Feet Under. Those of you who are fans of Six will remember, the Lost One is sure, those final scenes as they were the perfect way to wrap up a show about a family operating a funeral home. . .they showed how each of the main characters died. (For the Lost One's money the most perfect ending to a series. . . Evah. In fact let's just throw up that video, shall we:

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Well, the Lost One has been a fan of her work for years, thanks to Sirens of Song.

So she was in the Lost One's town last night and he went out and caught the show (Warning Crappy pictures from the Lost IPhone ahead:)


It was awesome, her new stuff was great, and the Lost One got to put a little bit more bad in his boy, as he helped an attractive young lady sneak into the 21+ show *without* ID. (She was a 34 year old mother of 4, and so actually the Lost One was required to-- under his Chivalric code-- help the poor women when he heard the following conversation coming from the two women behind him[Note: The Lost One has redacted their names to the first letter, since they, like the Sylvan Creature, are living in Yakima {and as white people do to the Lost One, The Lost One is assuming that all you people know each other:-) }]:

E: I'm so looking forward to this!

K: Me too! I love my children, but. . .I needed the time out. And Sia is the greatest! I'm so looking forward to this!

*Fast forward through 10 minutes of praise for Sia [she really is awesome], and an announcement that the doors will be open for the 21+ show so have your ID ready*

K: No! I don't have my ID! It must be back in Yakima!

E: What? What are we going to do?

K: I guess I'll hang out at *Starbucks* for four hours. . .

And. . . Scene)
What was the Lost One to do?

So the show it self was freaking awesome. Sia is a great big kid, who seemed high on the fact that anyone showed up to hear her at all. She absolutely did not take herself too seriously, as evidenced by these photos:





What, you may be asking yourself, is that strapped to her back? The answer is a couple of spinning bubble wands. You see the wheels turn, getting soapy around where it is connected to her back, and the fans on the back of the stage blow into the circles creating bubbles. At least in theory. Still, It was amusing to see her try. Anyways, until next time.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

VICTORY!!!!

I win! I win! I win! Lost in the World's client 1. Other Side 0. Woo-Hoo!

Monday, April 5, 2010

Happy Easter to all the non-pirates in the crowd

So it seems that the Navy got some action over the weekend.

And a funny little blog entitled, "The Sniper" has the best snark:



Heh. Via Ace. AAAE.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

This Video? Pure Awesome.

Words doth, fail the Lost One:



Via, my Road Dog, Ace. AAAE.
Later.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Awesome? Bad? Or Awesomely bad?

The Lost One actually found this on the Jawa Report, before it was cross posted at Ace's. As the title implies, the Lost One can't tell whether he loves this, loathes this, or otherwise. Yes, it's funny, but Zombie Ben Franklin on the electric guitar. . .Too much. The Lost One gives it 5 stars for concept, 2-2.5 stars for execution. Ah, well good for a view, anyways.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Merry Nerdmas

Even for the nerd, the holidays bring cheer, enjoy: