Stupid Criminal

There are times, when one despairs of the species:

A 24-year-old Everett man was arrested Wednesday morning for allegedly trying to sell Oxycodone and other drugs inside a stall in the men’s bathroom at the Everett Police Station...Police say the man apparently thought he was at a probation office, not a police station.

The Lost One must confess to being torn by this story. On the one hand, y'know, less criminals on the street. Yay, he guesses.

On the other hand, there is this feeling...like...Disappointment? Imagine for a second that you're Batman and you discover that The Joker, your arch rival, was a *Monk*-esque agoraphobic. And a retarded one at that. You know what the feeling is like, It's like, "This is the scourge that is destroying our culture and crashing our civilization? I'm deeply chagrined."

Wait a second, what if all of this is a clever plan to demoralize the Lost One by pretending to be so incompetent? Yes, that's better. The cheeky rogues.