You know how some days, you get no good news stories, and the best thing to talk about is like...A Columbine Coxswain falling into the water? Well, that's not today at Ace's, oh no my friends.
First, Young Adolph Hitler Jr. has been removed from his parents home. CPS suspects abuse (You Think!).
Next, A man sells his daughter into "Marriage" for cash, meat (Romantic, No?), Gatorade, and Beer (Wait, now it all makes sense). PS Cohabitation is a euphamism, what for? The Lost One will leave it to you to figure out.
Tertiary, Humanity is forcing the evolution of all the things we are currently hunting to near extinction (You know, the Lost One once made this argument to one of his Hippee teachers. She had a near heart attack.) As Ace says, "You're welcome."
Finally, (though, honestly I'd heard about this from other sources...) a women's study major is auctioning off here virginity/ being shocked some of the bidders are, "Creepy". The Lost One is shocked she used the word, "Some". Then again, if she's actually going to go through with it, maybe not. The lies we tell ourself. Update: Ace has a link to a radio host trying to show the girl the error of her ways.
You can't make this stuff up, and Ace deserves some link love for his crack research. Go give it to him. Hasta.
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