Childhood is Calling...

Hang Up. Recently the Lost One was asked what the craziest thing he had ever done was, and after thinking about it...he couldn't think of anything. The fact is the Lost One was born at or around 50 years old, and so consequently any time something scandalous was being done the Lost One's response was, "Oh, I would but...The risk reward matrix isn't coming out in your favor. Sorry." (The Sylvan Creature could, was he feeling unkind, relate many a story of the Lost One's cowardliness [the waiting by the getaway car while others TP'ed a friend's car jumps, instantly and embarrassingly to mind]. Lucky for the Lost One, the Sylvan Creature is too much the gentleman to do so)

However, at last vindication! The Lost One has no stories like this one, he found while watching "This American Life". Enjoy. (Mild Content warning- There are a couple of bleeped expletives and drug references):



Ah, the stupidity of youth. Be happy your older.